So, chipotle burritos. I like that shit.
Dear Yahoo, It’s cool you bought the coolest site on the Internet. What’s not cool is if you guys make a drastic change to our online getaway. If you do, expect me and a bunch of angry followers to come to your headquarters and fuck shit up.
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza